December 27, 2010

Top ten 'top ten lists' I don't give a shit about

It's the time of the year for stupid fucking top 10 lists, which will be compounded by it being the end of a decade.  So here is a meta top ten list, in no particular order and counting up as I don't really give a flying fuck:

  1. Top ten CDs or singles (of whatever passes for music in these days of autotune).
  2. Top ten celebrity hotties (95% of 'em are made of fucking plastic and have a personality and talent to match).
  3. Top ten movies (fuck Hollywood -- I haven't seen the inside of a movie theater in about 7 years).
  4. Top ten blogs (of any type).
  5. Top ten athletes or sports teams (unless it's skiing, and the entire top ten is Lindsey Vonn -- ok, you can throw Tina Maze in there also as she's a model as well as one of the best skiers in the world).  
  6. Top ten anything political (you only need a bottom one for anything political and that's for everything, although I guess Barney Frank might be the top bottom, as it were).
  7. Top ten consumer gadgets (useless crap I don't need).
  8. Top ten anything related to investing (these are either backward looking and useless or forward looking and inevitably wrong).
  9. Top ten anything to do with TV (might as well have a top ten list of ways to give yourself a lobotomy).
  10. Top ten computer games (inevitably 9 shooters for which my reflexes are too old and a token MMORPG grindfest).

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December 23, 2010

The twelve days of QE (twelve)

On the twelfth day of QE, Bernanke gave to me
        Twelve foreclosed houses,
        Eleven printers printing,
        Ten billion POMO,
        Nine strippers dancing,
        Eight Netflix movies,
        Seven suckers shorting,
        Six bankers lying,
        Five tungsten bars,
        Four Priceline flights,
        Three sick banks,
        Two trillion cash,
        And a debt-fueled market rally.

Merry QE to all, and to the dollar, good night!

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December 22, 2010

The twelve days of QE (eleven)

On the eleventh day of QE, Bernanke gave to me
        Eleven printers printing,
        Ten billion POMO,
        Nine strippers dancing,
        Eight Netflix movies,
        Seven suckers shorting,
        Six bankers lying,
        Five tungsten bars,
        Four Priceline flights,
        Three sick banks,
        Two trillion cash,
        And a debt-fueled market rally.

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December 21, 2010

Not-so-random thought of the day

For guys, Dancing / Skating with the Stars is only about hot chicks in skimpy outfits, so they should just skip the bullshit and go straight to Pole Dancing with the Stars.

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The twelve days of QE (ten)

On the tenth day of QE, Bernanke gave to me
        Ten billion POMO,
        Nine strippers dancing,
        Eight Netflix movies,
        Seven suckers shorting,
        Six bankers lying,
        Five tungsten bars,
        Four Priceline flights,
        Three sick banks,
        Two trillion cash,
        And a debt-fueled market rally.

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December 20, 2010

The twelve days of QE (nine)

On the ninth day of QE, Bernanke gave to me
        Nine strippers dancing,
        Eight Netflix movies,
        Seven suckers shorting,
        Six bankers lying,
        Five tungsten bars,
        Four Priceline flights,
        Three sick banks,
        Two trillion cash,
        And a debt-fueled market rally.

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December 19, 2010

The twelve days of QE (eight)

On the eighth day of QE, Bernanke gave to me
        Eight Netflix movies,
        Seven suckers shorting,
        Six bankers lying,
        Five tungsten bars,
        Four Priceline flights,
        Three sick banks,
        Two trillion cash,
        And a debt-fueled market rally.

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December 18, 2010

The twelve days of QE (seven)

On the seventh day of QE, Bernanke gave to me
        Seven suckers shorting,
        Six bankers lying,
        Five tungsten bars,
        Four Priceline flights,
        Three sick banks,
        Two trillion cash,
        And a debt-fueled market rally.

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December 17, 2010

The twelve days of QE (six)

On the sixth day of QE, Bernanke gave to me
        Six bankers lying,
        Five tungsten bars,
        Four Priceline flights,
        Three sick banks,
        Two trillion cash,
        And a debt-fueled market rally.

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December 16, 2010

The twelve days of QE (five)

On the fifth day of QE, Bernanke gave to me
      Five tungsten bars,
      Four Priceline flights,
      Three sick banks,
      Two trillion cash,
      And a debt-fueled market rally.

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December 15, 2010

The twelve days of QE (four)

On the fourth day of QE, Bernanke gave to me
        Four Priceline flights,
        Three sick banks,
        Two trillion cash,
        And a debt-fueled market rally.

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December 14, 2010

The twelve days of QE (three)

On the third day of QE, Bernanke gave to me
        Three sick banks,
        Two trillion cash,
        And a debt-fueled market rally.

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December 13, 2010

The twelve days of QE (two)

On the second day of QE, Bernanke gave to me
        Two trillion cash,
        And a debt-fueled market rally.

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December 12, 2010

The twelve days of QE (one)

On the first day of QE, Bernanke gave to me
        A debt-fueled market rally.

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December 09, 2010

Not-so-random thought of the day

In order to drive leftists even further around the bend, Palin should visit Russia on her overseas trip and declare that she can see her house from there.

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December 03, 2010

Not-so-random thought of the day

The only problem I have with the Jews controlling America is that they're doing such a piss-poor job of it.

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November 24, 2010

Not-so-random thought of the day

There's nothing like a trip to Disneyland to remind oneself that 80% of humanity is functionally retarded.

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November 17, 2010

RINOs can't get love anywhere

For even more proof that the stock of RINOs is going down fast, here is a stock chart of RINO -- yes, that's a real ticker, and yes, it's crashing.  Too funny.

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November 12, 2010

Fun with the movie maker

I decided to join in on the latest fad and give the xtranormal movie maker a try.  Here is my guess as to what a conversation in the break room at the Fed was like after the close of today's market.

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November 02, 2010

My election prediction

I don't have any specific prediction on the elections, but I think this graph sums up the likely reaction in the Moronosphere:

http://notesfromthecave.mee.nu/images/Morongraph.png

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