Hillary is going to try to pay down her campaign debt by raffling off a day with Bill. I'd definitely buy a ticket if I could go to a strip club with the guy. Getting blasted while getting lapdances with the Horndog in Chief would be awesome, and you'd be sure to get lots of attention from the dancers.

 

Unfortunately, I don't think you get to choose the activity. Even worse, the 2nd prize is a ticket to go see the American Idol finale, which I have as much interest in as getting another root canal. The 3rd prize? Lunch with Carville and Begala. That's about as appealling as getting kicked repeatedly in the nuts.

 

Guess I won't be buying a raffle ticket after all.

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