April 10, 2009
Can I choose the activity if I win?
Hillary is going to try to pay down her campaign debt by raffling off a day with Bill. I'd definitely buy a ticket if I could go to a strip club with the guy. Getting blasted while getting lapdances with the Horndog in Chief would be awesome, and you'd be sure to get lots of attention from the dancers.
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Unfortunately, I don't think you get to choose the activity. Even worse, the 2nd prize is a ticket to go see the American Idol finale, which I have as much interest in as getting another root canal. The 3rd prize? Lunch with Carville and Begala. That's about as appealling as getting kicked repeatedly in the nuts.
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Guess I won't be buying a raffle ticket after all.
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April 09, 2009
Zombie fanatics getting out of touch
I know everyone over at DPUD reads the failblog, so I find it extremely surprising that this hasn't shown up there yet.
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