April 11, 2009
Apologies for there being no day 3 to this diary. Â I had every intention of making an entry, but during a massive nicotine fit, I rammed my head into the cave wall so hard I knocked myself out until this morning.
Woke up with a terrible headache. Â Comforted myself with about 2,000mg of ibuprofin. Â Starting to think that repeatedly knocking myself unconscious, followed by massive doses of painkillers, may be the best strategy to overcome nicotine addiction. Â Ran headfirst into the cave wall again.
Came-to once more at about 3pm in a pool of mostly-dried blood. Â Found an interestingly shaped patch of scalp and hair stuck to the cave wall above me. Â Tried to light it on fire and smoke it. Â The smell of singed hair reminded me of the abuse I used to take during welding lessons in shop class. Â Never really caught fire, though.
Decided to take out my frustration and aggression against defenseless inanimate objects. Â Spent the rest of the afternoon smashing everything in the cave that looked like it couldn't hit back. Â Feel much better now, and remembering that exercise is supposed to help with withdrawl symptoms.
I'd try to get some more exercise, but one of the things I seem to have smashed is my Wii-Fit board. Â Just as well, as that fucking thing was always bitching at me about how long it had been since I had last used it. Â Reminds me of a nympho-psycho-girlfriend from ages ago. Â Tried to look up her phone number. Â No luck. Â Damn, I hate life.
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